Hopefully we get some losers this time around. The fail section needs to be beefed up!

For anyone that doesnt know ZT is an elitest drifting forum. Its full of many “PRO” drivers and goofs. The for sale section is all awesome parts, all the time and full of discounts you can find no where else!

The following format is not to be deviated from. DO NOT SKIP ANY QUESTION!
Remember, make it good otherwise you will end up in the Fail section and laughed at for all eternity.
I advise that any potential applicant submit action shots/videos.
Open applications will close exactly 30 days from today.
Username: 

Real name:

Age:

Location:

Email:

Car specs:

Drift?:

Grip?:

Drag?:

Poser?:

What in life are you good at?:

Why do you want to be a member here and how can you contribute to ZipTied?:

How much REAL driving experience do you have? (here is where you post your pictures or videos showing your stuff):

Other stuff of interest:

Pictures of the last person you fucked:

Vouches:

Finally, tell us a story about you: (Put some fucking thought into this. Don’t write 2 words and think this question is a joke)

So here is the application!
Fill this thing out and submit it! 
Here is a link to the thread.
http://www.ziptied.com/forums/index.php?topic=22412.0